Top

Rock Stars Stole my Life!

On sale

26th March 2015

Price: £9.99

Select a format

Selected: Paperback / ISBN-13: 9781444775518

Disclosure: If you buy products using the retailer buttons above, we may earn a commission from the retailers you visit.

‘The book is f***ing BRILLIANT! Just arrived NYC and wanked myself laughing. Literally tears. Irritated looks all around. What a great writer you are. It’s a classic. You absolutely got the whole shite early 70s thing down precisely as it was. Names, smells, sounds, looks, the food, drink, girls, boys! Mega! Well done.’ – Bob Geldof

In a sodden tent at a ’70s festival, the teenage Mark Ellen had a dream. He dreamt that music was a rich meadow of possibility, a liberating leap to a sparkling future, an industry of human happiness – and he wanted to be part of it. Thus began his 50-year love affair with rock and roll. From his time at the NME, Radio One, The Old Grey Whistle Test and Live aid, he has been at the molten core of pop’s evolution, and watched its key figures from a unique perspective. This funny and touching personal memoir maps out his eventful journey in rock and roll.

It tells stories and settles scores. It charts the peaks and disappointments. It flags up surprising heroes and barbecues the dull and self-deluded. It puts a chaotic world to rights and pours petrol on the embers of a glorious industry now in spiraling decline.

For more exclusive pictures visit http://www.rockstarsstolemylife.com

Reviews

Dylan Jones, GQ
Thumbs Aloft! For men of several generations, the most eagerly anticipated memoir of the year is Mark Ellen's Rock Stars Stole My Life! and it doesn't disappoint. Subtitled 'A Big Bad Love Affair With Music', Ellen's book describes in beautifully crafted gambols his time working for the music press, from the NME in the Seventies right through to The Word in the noughties, via Smash Hits, Q, Mojo, Select and all places in between. Ellen has been at the coalface of rock hackdom for 40 years, yet unlike many of his contemporaries, he has always viewed his relationship with the music industry - and the preposterous entertainers it throws up - as a ridiculous pleasure rather than a burden. Ellen is not only one of the nicest men in the industry, he's also one of its funniest writers, and this books picks away at the hand that has fed him for all these years with such humour, and such delicacy, that it becomes impossible to put down. Here is a man who presented Live Aid, who presided over the most popular music magazine in the world, and who unwittingly became one of the last people to interview Michael Jackson in print. And it is never less than hilarious. This book will make you laugh, make you cry with joy, and send you scuttling over to what is left of your record collection to look for an Elvis Costello album you probably have not played since it was released.
Express
So Ellen's book is a riotous, wildly enthusiastic look back over a constantly changing industry and the larger-than-life characters who have dominated it. As the image of today's stars becomes ever more tightly controlled, Ellen's experiences make him one of the few who can pull back the curtain to expose the smoke and mirrors of this most glamorous, exciting and tawdry of industries.
The Times
Hilariously indiscreet
Red
The must read book
Danny Baker
Hang on to the shirt-tails of this book and it leads you right the way through --breathlessly. It's terrific!
Sunday Express
Riotous, entrancing and wildly enthusiastic. Exposes the smoke and mirrors of this most glamorous and tawdry of industries.
New Statesman
Hectic, quietly perceptive and in a writing style best described as Acid Wodehouse.
Independent on Sunday
The unteachable in pursuit of the unquotable. Knowingly ridiculous and very funny.
The Observer
Immensely readable. A series of golden ages witnessed first-hand.
MOJO
A cultural history of music fandom in a period of fascinating flux.
Elle
Mark Ellen: the man with the best job ever!
Simon Mayo, BBC Radio 2
A fantastic read
Mail on Sunday
Ellen not only has a tremendous eye for the glorious absurdity of the music industry, but a treasure chest of funny and occasionally touching anecdotes . . . he balances a fan's enthusiasm with sparkling reverence . . . Rock Stars Stole My Life! Is an upbeat and immensely readable account of a joyous addiction.
The Independent
The collection of people who cross Ellen's path - Blair, old housemate Anton Corbijn, Ellen's girlfriend Anji Hunter, Neil Tennant (who worked on Smash Hits), John Peel, Geldof - is enough to keep you turning the page. Having such a funny, charming guide doesn't hurt either.
The Sun
(a) wry, funny book
Stylist
Mark Ellen had us laughing all the way through.
Jeremy Vine, BBC Radio 2 Arts Show
Your book is a joy.
Bob Geldof
The book is f***ing BRILLIANT! Just arrived NYC and wanked myself laughing. Literally tears. Irritated looks all around. What a great writer you are. It's a classic. You absolutely got the whole shite early 70s thing down precisely as it was. Names, smells, sounds, looks, the food, drink, girls, boys! Mega! Well done.
Adam Boulton, New Statesman
Made me laugh out loud.
The Observer
There's a misty-eyed reverence for the past in Ellen's entertaining memoir of five decades surrounded by music.
The Guardian
Full of engaging asides and deft, sometimes unsparing pen-portraits, this autobiographical souffle ends with three passages of unexpectedly disturbing power, in which Ellen glimpses the fate of a form of entertainment that has lost the sense of purpose and proportion it possessed during the years when his own tastes were being formed...It is a tribute to Ellen's resilience that not even this sensory assault can erode the powers of humour and observation that make his book so enjoyable.
Guardian
Rock Stars Stole My Life reminds us that [pop music] can also be joyously ridiculous...Ellen relates a blessed life...with playful wit and indefatigable good humour.
Daily Mail
This year's most breezily entertaining pop memoir.... Ellen sails through pop history with an infectious joie de vivre that sends laughter tumbling from every page.
The Times
entertaining... describes his past encounters with comic candour.
Ben East, The Observer
There's a misty-eyed reverence for the past in Ellen's entertaining memoir of five decades surrounded by music.