Great Lies to Tell Small Kids
On sale
10th October 2005
Price: £12.99
Genre
This Christmas you can finally let your bunnies out of their padded hutches, because Andy Riley doesn’t want them anymore. He wants your children!
From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour – GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel:
‘Every ant you meet must be named’
‘It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit’
‘All wind is made by wind farms’
‘Wine makes mummy clever’
‘Milk feels pain’
Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.
From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour – GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel:
‘Every ant you meet must be named’
‘It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit’
‘All wind is made by wind farms’
‘Wine makes mummy clever’
‘Milk feels pain’
Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.
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Reviews
It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read
Brilliantly researched. The most important book of the year
What kind of sick mind finds humour in such cruelty?
Hilarious
Deeply dark, deeply funny
Sadists of all ages will absolutely love it
Hilarious, heartwarming and ever so sweetly mean